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Emo now comes in blonde with Oliver Queen gambling away his fortune at a Metropolis casino. Still distraught over having disposed of Lex Luthor, he encounters a smokin’ hot Asian chick wearing a cheongsam dress that barely covers an elaborate dragon tattoo stretching from her back down her thigh. Known as “Roulette,” she offers him a choice of what’s beneath three metal decanters. He chooses the one that houses a red pill and decides to indulge.
Next thing you know, Oliver finds himself – and his snazzy white suit – trapped in a coffin with a flashlight. Wow. How Kill Bill Vol. 2 is this scenario?! Ollie sees another coffin emblazoned with the name “Alexander Luthor” and busts it open, seeing a pair of speakers. The voice emanating from the speakers must be reading from the Saw handbook, indulging in a very Jigsaw-esque dialogue with Ollie about the lives he’s destroyed. The voice asks him if he’s had his rabies shot and things go from Saw to Cujo in a matter of seconds as Ollie hides in a car from the dog, and the doors lock themselves. Cue the possessed tractor trailer from Maximum Overdrive which plows into Oliver’s Cujo mobile.



